What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”